Dallas County Jail Guard Fired For Being A Dick

Texas: A veteran Dallas County jail guard has been fired for making offensive comments about his religious beliefs to co-workers.  Stephen Johnson, 59, had been disciplined for making offensive comments in the past, records show. He was fired Jan. 20 for conduct unbecoming an officer and for lying to internal affairs during the investigation.

Johnson reportedly told co-workers that "all gays should be annihilated", "whites were the superior race" and that "dinosaurs were destroyed because man had sex with them", sheriff's reports show.

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Johnson could not be reached for comment but, if he could have been, he probably would have said...

"I believe that all dinosaurs were born of Satanic angel who has sex with woman and the animal kingdom that created ungodly reptilian creatures none of these were on the Ark".

Johnson said the Bible supported his opinions, which is actually true:

"And if a man lie with mankind, as with womankind, both of them have committed abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them."


"Slaves, obey your earthly masters with deep respect and fear. Serve them sincerely as you would serve Christ."