God Hates Iceland

Behold God’s power! Today the citizens of Iceland flee in fear and panic, as God has but snapped his fingers and puffed his nostrils to ignite a volcano with his fury against gays!

God is disgusted by gays, lesbians, transgenetic gays and double gays! (double gays?) Their stench fills his nostrils with sulfur and he breathes out caustic fires of judgement and wrath! For it is written!:

Psalms 18:8
- There went up a smoke out of his nostrils, and fire out of his mouth devoured: coals were kindled by it.

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Iceland, receive this warning! Reject gays or God will cover you with so much lava that we must call you Fireland! It will be the opening to the gates of hell!