Ohio: Last month 56 exotic animals escaped from a farm in Zanesville, Ohio. Authorities say Terry Thompson, the owner of the farm, opened the cage doors and cut the wires on the cages, then killed himself. But Pat Robertson isn't buying that explanation.
Robertson said that “God allowed those wild animals to escape because he wanted them to find gay people and bite them.”
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Rev. Robertson, who made his remark during a regular broadcast of his 700 Club television program, said that the Book of Revelation made explicit reference to “escaped lions, tigers and bears running around Ohio biting gay people” as a prelude to the Rapture.
As much as I would love to believe Pat Robertson made these statements, Borowitz's site is complete satire. The stories aren't real, but it is still pretty funny! It sounds like something he would actually say.
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